Murder me in an overgrown greenhouse of an old estate during a thunderstorm or don’t waste my fucking time.
Hozier ghost wrote this
someone hit him with a bus
he needs to be knocked the fuck out
that’s where the bus comes in
you know…
the only DB Cooper theories i accept:
- he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
- it’s tommy wiseau
- there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time
